Thursday, May 28, 2009

Old Couple Engagement

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.
Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds "
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

Best regards,

Sunday, May 24, 2009

To Cute Not To Bare

This is a little chair that Chris"s parents bought for Daniel.
After Daniel"s bath he decided he wanted to show off by sitting in his chair bare naked.
This photo is too cute to pass up.

Bottom's Up Little Boy Your So Cute.....

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

A New Arrival Is On The Way

Our son Michael and his girlfriend Cindy are expecting a baby in September.
We would like you to share in this joy with them,
As we all wish them a lot of luck and a healthy
BABY GIRL.......

Michael & Cindy 2009

21 weeks and the doctors are saying it might be a


We love you both good luck.....

Sunday, May 17, 2009

I'm A Big Kid Now

Our little Daniel is growing so fast.
We love him to pieces, well he has finally outgrownThe portacrib,
so we decided to transition him while still Living in our trailer to his own bed.
He has his own littleSleeping headquarters and it is very cutely decorated.
Daniel does real well he has been in a big boys bed now for a week.
Darrell took our baby gate and screwed it into the studs of the bench
And table and that works as Daniel's bed rail, very clever idea and works great.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Especially for the Ladies !

I don't do windows because.........
I love birds and
don't want one to run into a clean window
and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because........
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt
then I'll feel terrible
(plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because.........
They are very good company,
I have named most of them,
and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because..........
I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't spring clean because.......
I love all the seasons
and don't want the others to get jealous

I don't pull weeds
in the garden because.........
I don't want to get
in gods way,
He is an excellent designer!
I don't put things away because.......
My husband
will never be able to find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals
when I entertain because.......
I don't want my guests to
stress out over what to make when
they invite me
over for dinner.
I don't iron because.....
I choose to believe them
when they say "Permenanent Press"
I don't stress much on anything because.........
"A Type" personalities die young and
I want to stick around
and become a wrinkled up crusty ol" woman.......

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

What's For Dinner Tonight

Can't eat pork,
Swine flu...

Can't eat chicken,
Bird flu.
Can't eat Beef,
Mad cow...

Can't eat eggs,

Can't eat fish,
heavy metal poisons in their waters.

Can't eat fruits and veggies,
insecticides and herbicides.


I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!
Remember - - - 'STRESSED'
spelled backwards! is

Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds

Delete it and you will gain 10 pounds immediately!

That's why I had to pass this on - -
- - - didn't want to risk it - - -
And I wanted to put a smile on your face.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Happy Mother's Day

Especially For You Mother..........
We just want to let you know how very special you are to all of us.
This is a special posting for you for Mother's Day.
You do so much for all of us and we all really appriciate it.
I know it is very hard for you because of your Mother
But we all had a really good time visiting with her.
I just wanted to use this picture for you. A mother's love is like no other.
We all hope this is a wonderfull day for you and that you enjoy yourself.....

My Mother And Her Mother.....

A Mother's Day Poem Especially For You
Mom's smiles can brighten any moment, Mom's hugs put joy in all our days, Mom's love will stay with us forever and touch our lives in precious ways... The values you've taught, the care you've given, and the wonderful love you've shown, have enriched our lifes in more ways than we all can count.
We Love you Mom!