Friday, October 31, 2008

Trick Or Treating & Pumpkin Carving

Happy Halloween......
This year was a lot of fun, Our little
Daniel was old enough to trick or treat.
He was a glow in the dark skelton.
It was so cute because he caught on real fast
To the idea if he took his bucket to the door
Someone would put a treat in his bucket.
He then would walk up to no lit homes because
He wanted to hit every house on the block.
Darrell had the fun of carving a pumpkin
With Daniel. We then came home and
passed out candy ourselves. It was a
very spooky and rememerable evening.
Check Out Our Spooky Pictures......
Here is daddy carrying out our pumpkin.....

Getting ready to carve.....
Carving our pumpkin daddy is so much fun.....

Ut oh daddy what is that stuff....... Grossssssssssssssss

I think I will just watch you daddy that is to gooooooooy.......

Our finished day time pumpkin.....

Our spooky evening Jack O Lantern......

Getting ready to go trick or treating......... Just posing first


Here we go in the wagon....

I did it mommy I got my first candy in my bucket......

Yummmmmy...... Here are the results from the first stop

Look at me I am all grown up, I can do this myself daddy........

Here I come and boy did I get lots of candy daddy........

Last picture of the evening our little skelton is heading home now.......

Look Forward To Next Year........

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Friday, October 24, 2008

Need Something To Laught At

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST......
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Keep reading-they get better!!!

WOMEN'S REVENGE.....
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN .......
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS ...........
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were lookingfor some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she. (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

WIFE VS. HUSBAND ..........
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barn yard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

WORDS..........
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeate verything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

CREATION ..................
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT.............
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for mycoffee.' Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.' Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.' So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'
The Silent Treatment.........
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on apiece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was aboutto go and see why his wife hadn't wakenedhim, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created
man before woman,
but there is always
a rough draft
before the masterpiece.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Investment Tips For 2009...


Ok, so we have to laugh at something....

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2009 :

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4.) Zippo Manufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally....

9.) Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang

Sunday, October 19, 2008

A Day At The Pumpkin Patch

We went to the annual pumpkin patch held in Yucaipa Ca.
Darrell and the baby and I had a lot of fun, Daniel rode
the pony ride again and we went on a fun little ride around
the patch on a quad. We ended up coming home with a 10lb
pumpkin. They had these really cool wheel barrows the kids
could ride in, and it was great because it held all of our stuff.
This is a great place to take kids.....
Poor Daniel was not feeling well today so
in some of his pictures he looks like he is crying.

Look my daddy is showing me how to hook a fish....
This is my prize I won from hooking a fish....
Here we go on a ride through the pumpkin patch fields...

Oh hey you think I can sneak another ride by myself (ha ha ha...)

These are the green little wagons they had, they were great....

Daniel getting strapped in for his pony ride...

Just taking a break ......

Saturday, October 18, 2008

A Day At The Pumpkin Patch

Goodnite.......
( Pictures To follow when we return. tommorow)
Going to the annual pumpkin patch in Yucaipa Ca,
Lots of fun stuff for the little ones.
I need lots of rest to be able
to keep up with my toddler (ha ha ha...)

Friday, October 17, 2008

It's Picture Time Again

SpookTackular Cousins.......
Cooper (the little turkey)
Oh Such A Serious Talk For Halloween
Daniel (our little skelton)

Have A Safe Halloween

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Halloween Pets

Adorable Pets
Ready For The Occassion...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

Monday, October 13, 2008

Girl On Bike

Watch Closely......
(you never know what's going to happen)!

video

Did You Get Scared......

Happy Halloween

Sunday, October 12, 2008

A Day On The Ranch

Yesterday we went to visit my brother Scott and his family.
My brother lives in Leona Valley Ca, near Palmdale Ca,
on a horse ranch. We had a lot of fun watching my nieces
play with Daniel. I also got a kick out watching Scott make
a horse dance. He also took all the kids for a ride around
the ranch. We cooked up some dinner and had a enjoyable time.
PLEASE WATCH VIDEO
OF SCOTT DANCING WITH HIS HORSE...
video
Great Video....

This is fun my first ride on a tire swing...

My uncle Scott riding me around his ranch..

Kaylee pulling Daniel and her sister arond the ranch....

(And as you can see Kaylee got tired

and gave up....)

Look at joe cool Daniel rideing his coope de ville around...

Just out for a stroll on a very cold day...

Scott and Kristina riding around the ranch...

Little Kristina just a swinging away in the wind....

Kaylee pusing Daniel around on his bike....

Scott and his horse posing for a picture.

(my brother loves his horses and does a great job caring for them)

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Copy Cat Cousins

Little Stunt Devils....
(fearless cousins)
One day my sister brought cousin
cooper over to visit with daniel
and while we were outside cutting
my hair the two cousins decided to
become mischivious together and
cooper showed daniel a new trick.

Friday, October 10, 2008

You Can't Trick Or Treat Here

OOOOps ........
Not These Houses This Year.....

Thursday, October 9, 2008

A Pumpkin Mooner

Been Mooned Lately....

Cute Butt Cheeks.....

Getting Ready For Halloween!

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Halloween Is Nearing

It is almost time...
OHH NOOO!!

There are witches in my mailbox. What am I to do?

I found them there this morning, doing things they shouldn't do!!

How the witches got there,
I haven't got a clue.
But they won't be there much longer
because I'm sending them to

YOU!!!!!!

You've been Witch Kissed!

Before the warts begin to spread,
pass the kisses on instead!

Happy Halloween!

Monday, October 6, 2008

Perfect Weather For The Fair

We Finally Made It.....
We were able to attend the
Lake Perris Fair known as
(The Southern California Fair)
You could not of asked for more perfect
Weather. We tried to go on saturday
But it rained us out. We had a lot of fun.
There was funny entertainment, lots
Of rides for the little ones, and a
Petting zoo. Daniel rode his first
Kid roller coaster this year,
There was a dumbo flying elephant
Ride, the monster trucks, and the train.
Please Watch Our Funny Video
Of Our Fair Entertainment......
video
Rev It Up....
Flying Dumbo Ride...
The Front Of The Kid Coaster....
Here We Go Mommy! (dont cry mommy i will be fine).....

Whew! I did It! This was a lot of fun.....

Daddy he is sleeping....

Oh so soft....

Getting ready to ride monster trucks.....
Please Watch The Video Of
Daddy And Daniel Riding
Monster Trucks
(keep your eye on the green truck as it goes around...)

video