Saturday, August 30, 2008

A StayCation Close To Home

We did not spend much to get there and it was in expensive and close to home. We went to Laguna Beach. A fun filled day in the sun and sand and this was baby Daniel's first trip. We found so much joy watching Daniel have soooo..... much fun in the sand and the water splashing him in the face. He loved to crawl in the sand and dig with the kids toys as well. The baby's wagon is a great way to travel with all of your belongings.

(Smile!) Don't Forget To Pay The Meter

A Great Way To Haul Your Belongings

Look At Those Precious Feet Touching Sand For The First Time

Oh Know I Got Sand On My Hand (i like this feeling)

Wow Momm'y This Is Really Cool Look At All The Boats

I Love The Sand, Oh What Can I Make?

Oh Can I Scoop Some In My Mouth Perhaps?

What A Kodak Moment!

Daddy And Daniel What A Precious Capture

Ok Daniel Lets Wait, Here Comes The Wave

Like Father, Like Son Having Fun In The Sand And Water

Friday, August 29, 2008

Home Remedies

(Very Helpfull Information:)

Eliminate ear mites. All it takes is a few drops of Wesson Corn Oil in your cat's ear... massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.

Kills fleas instantly... Dawn Dishwashing Liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas.

Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet. instantly making your dog smell great.

Did you know that Colgate Toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns?

Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.

Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 tablespoon horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil for instant relief for aching muscles.

Sore Throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.

Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly.

Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, and speeds healing.

Listerine therapy for toenail fungus: Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine Mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.

Easy eyeglass protection... to prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear Nail Polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them.

Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer... if menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.

Smart splinter remover: Just pour a drop of Elmer's Glue-All over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.

Hunt's Tomato Paste boil cure... cover the boil with Hunt's Tomato Paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the boil to a head.

Vinegar to heal bruises... soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process.

it's not for breakfast any more! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

The Other Stall

This could happen to you !

I was barely sitting down when

I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom.

I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

'Doin' just fine!'

And the other person says:

'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that?

At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

'Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here.'

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as

I can when I hear another question:

'Can I come over?'

Ok, this question is just too weird for me.

I figured I could politely end the conversation. I say:

'No......I'm a little busy right now!!!'

Then I hear the person say, nervously:

'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

A Old Couple Banned From Wallmart!

A Very Hilarious Comic About A Old Couple! You Will Laugh Hard!

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. You might also want to reconsider if you really want to retire with your husband.

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.

Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men----he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out..

Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women----she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store...We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking..

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice," Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away"

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a "Caution--Wet Floor" sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8 September 23" When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

13: December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed thought yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14 December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NOT! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"And last, but not least.....

15. December 23" Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

Yours very truly

Laugh Out Loud Now!

Monday, August 25, 2008

This Is Why You Should Dred The Dr.! (J.K.)

Ain't it the Truth!!!
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks.
'115,' she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out her weight is 140 .
The nurse asks, 'Your height?'
'5 foot 8,' she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5'.
She then takes her blood pressure
And tells the woman it is very high.
'Of course it' s high!' she screams,
'When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!'

Imagine If This Trully Was True!

Are You Losing Your Marbles

Well here is the cure .. just smile and say...

Dear Lord ... I know you're watching over me And I'm feeling truly blessed For no matter what I pray for You always know what's best.

I have this circle of E-mail friends, Who mean the world to me; Some days I 'send' and 'send,' At other times, I let them be.

I am so blessed to have these friends,With whom I've grown so close; So this little poem I dedicate to them, Because to me they are the 'Most'!

When I see each name download, And view the message they've sent;I know they've thought of me that day, And 'well wishes'were their intent.

So to you, my friends, I would like to say, ! Thank you for being a part; Of all my daily contacts, This comes right from my heart.

God bless you is my prayer today, I'm honored to call you 'friend'; I pray the Lord will keep you safe, Until we write again.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Friday, August 22, 2008

Mommy's Day To Clean House

Hello Everyone!
Today Is My House Cleaning Day, And As You Can See From The Pictures Below.
This Is My Idea Of How To Fence A Toddler.
It Is Hard To Clean When They Are Wrapped Around Your Feet.
Although, (this idea won't work when he can climb).
As You Can Tell He Is Having Fun And Yes His Room Gets Cleaned Last!
Mommy Are You Finished Yet! Sorry Sweetie I Just Started. Hi Mommy, Look At My Room Now.
Gity Up Horsie!
Say Chhese For The Camera! Just Playing Patiently.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

I Just Could Not Wait Mommy!

Has This Ever Happened To Any Of You Who Have Kids!
Last Nite After Picking Up His Toys(normal routine before bath) Daniel Decided He Was Going To Join Mommy In The Bathroom While I Am Filling The Tub. (mind you first, darrell usually undresses him and we play hide and seek on our way to the tub) But Daniel Decided To Take A Short Cut Last Night And Climb In With Everything On!
Hello Everyone Here I Am Clothes And All
Oh Wow! So Thats Where The Water Comes From
Splish, Splash, I Was Taking A Bath And My Mommy Was Laughing So Hard

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Friendship Is Always Dear

OR Sometimes Slightly Scrambled!!
May you always have Love to Share , Health to Spare, and Friends that Care.

I Am Watching You

Thought This Was Cute Since All Of Us Like To Sit At The Computer For Hours! I was feeling a little nosey, So I thought I would look in on you and see If you are sitting at your computer and are OK Yup,
there you are! You look great!!!!.